WE BA[RE-CAP] BEARS 44: Episode 56 – Professor LAMPWICK

So if you had a hard time on a subject in your college course because you think the professor is mostly an asshole and probably has it in for you……so would kidnapping him be the best thing to do or nah?

Yeah, I go with the latter and yes, that is the topic of this episode of We Bare Bears today.

Chloe’s professor is too mean to give her any face time to talk over her poor grade. The Bears take things into their own hands to help, causing big trouble for Chloe.

So Chloe failed her lab exam because her instructor Professor Lampwick is a scary motherfucker….I mean, the dude’s eyes looked red as fuck and she does try to convince him to have a make-up and give them some face but he refused and acts like a dick to her and the bears and to be honest, if I was one of them……I would just attack him on the spot but then again, that might get Chloe into more shit……

And speaking of that, next morning, Grizz texts Chloe to meet her at the cave and….. THEY KIDNAPPED HIM!! They got him tied up and he’s pissed and said that when he gets out, he’s going to have Chloe expelled and the bears in prison. In other words, they have to keep him but the professor plays some mind tricks on the bears, resulting Chloe tying up Panda and Grizz while Ice Bear just do it himself to save the trouble (and one of the funniest moments in the episode) but at that time, Chloe had enough of his shit and stand up to him and basically said ‘I’m a damn good prodigy and you’re some bitter asshole who likes to intimidate and bully people.’

So she does the lab over but Lampwick has her do it in 5 minutes instead of 15 and if she fails, expelled and jail. So she begins but struggles a bit as Lampwick won’t shut the fuck up but the bears help her get through it with some thing they did and……SHE PASSED! SHE DID IT and…..he was untied all this time.


You know if this wasn’t a show aimed at younger audiences, I bet they would have called him Professor Limpdick……..and yes, I was thinking that.


VERDICT: OK, I genuinely really loved this episode and would definitely be one that got some re-play value and I must give props to Malcolm McDowell for voicing Professor Lampwick as he definitely got the vibe of someone you can psychologically fuck with your mind and yes, I always love these episodes where Chloe faces these problems that normally a college-age student would face and how she can get through it.


I’m MAK2.0 aka The Blue Hybrid and next time, just keep him tied up or make a good knot.

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